The benefits of crumpets to the world in general shouldn't need explaining, but here we go anyway. Crumpets are the perfect vector for transporting melted butter into your mouth. Whatever you think about creationism, crumpets are perhaps the strongest evidence of supernatural acts of divine creation. When toasted they are crisp on the outside but soft and springy on the inside with a distinctive chewy texture. They are amazing with butter, amazing with cheese, amazing with jam, amazing with golden syrup and amazing with sliced banana and honey. They are amazing. Each pack comes frozen, for peak freshness when you need them. And you will need them.
Wheat Flour [with Calcium, Iron, Niacin (B3) and Thiamin (B1)], Water, Yeast, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Salt, Sugar, Preservative: Calcium Propionate